Sunday, 27 November 2011

The most wonderful time of the year

and other big fat lies.

I would like to start an alternative campaign for an anti-Christmas day. All singles, Jews & atheists welcome to join me. We will have a pagan day of festivities and the transport and everything else will stay open. I will also get the gays and the Muslims to join in with me, they don't seem to bother with it much. They deal with it by ignoring it with dignity. *

*I will make an exception for Christmas decorations and lights, I like those. You may keep them.

10 comments:

  1. This is my personal choice

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbL9Vsobx8I

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  2. Brilliant. I would also like to nominate De La Soul's 'Millie pulled a pistol on Santa' as a contender to an anti-Christmas songlist. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Millie_Pulled_a_Pistol_on_Santa/Keepin%27_the_Faith

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  3. Can we still have sprouts, please? And maybe roast parsnips.

    Everything else can fuck off and die in a puddle of its own cranberry tinsel comedy jumper XBox puke.

    By the way, is this some kind of ironic joke, or is Christmas now just about Dr Who getting bumsexed by a Cyberman?

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  4. If I may.

    http://www.charlesfrith.com/search/label/shitmas

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  5. I made it to 23 seconds Tim. The horror... though the bumsex did make me laugh.
    There will be sprouts and roast parsnips at my pagan celebration! But no Quality Street, mince pies or Christmas pudding.

    Charles, I do agree. If only we could be honest and say we just need a big party & blow-out to get us through a long cold dark winter... though I don't know if it is long cold & dark where you are.

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  6. Too right. I've already bought the presents nobody wants, and next I'll experience the 'watching couples buy each other nice things' bit. AAAGGHHH.

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  7. Clair, I think we should all agree to swap twenty quid notes, it would cause less heartache all round. DON'T GO NEAR THE SHOPS that's all I'm saying.

    He's cute isn't he B? A bit Jesus-y though.

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  8. I went all cult-follower and weird after seeing him live on his last tour. I'm not kidding.

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  9. It's the only time church is warm as it's full of people who wouldn't normally be there. What? You want me to freeze to death?

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